CORE TERM No1 @ISB

TUM:   Hey yaar theres too much to learn in term 1. I am just being bombarded with IDEAS.. dont know how to retain them. From Null Hypothesis to CLV, I cant get them all. The weirdest is the funda of scarcity in eco.
HUM:Nahin yaar its not all that tough. See Null Hypothesis is just assume the opposite of what you want and prove your assumption wrong. CLV is nothing but 'customer lifetime value'.
TUM:   Come On you have started taking the language of professors..thats not HUM-TUM standard...
HUM:OKIE Let me put it this way.. these are the things which can help HUM find the TUM. Thats what I have learnt @1st term. and you know thats the reason i study so hard..



Its almost 4k bucks
thats what I pay each day
‘Make the most out of it’,
someone sometime had to say
So I though, make each moment count
Use what I had read,
…Use what all I had found

Thought to the start with the stats,
all the way to change my life
Why not use the enlightening text,
Use it to find, just a single wife

I was too lonely, down and sad
But Null hypothesis: Initially every one is just bad
They are good, let them prove
As samples passed by and there I stood

To add to the woes,
It was marketing you See
Asked me to find … her CLV??


At last Eco, It just saved my life
Cause now scarcity is the thing that would drive
So I forgot Kotler , I forgot stine
To one I said, hey! You are mine

Once married
Accounts come handy,
I knew they would help me……till the end
Cause then it’s about
How much I could earn, & how much she can spend

So study hard my dear friend,
It can just change your life
If not good grades it can get….
It may get you …. at least a good wife …

TUM:Ha Ha ..now I understand each of them :)